Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
(via dnhowell)
*nervously adjusts collar* *deep breath* “fuck the police”
“i dIDN’T MEAN IT”
(via dnhowell)
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
(via me-andthemachine)
(Source: fuck-you-milex, via greet-with-goodbye)
(Source: tapdancers, via fungular)
When i think about AM5 my heart stop beating
(Source: jackbarrackat, via ifellapart-andgotbackupagain)